
-Sara: You are going to the grocery store today. See, I made you a list...this means you must go and get food and other necessecities for our family. No, you can't stay home and watch cozy movies with the kids instead.
-Sara, because you spend too much money, I have to spend my time clipping coupons. Get it under control please.
-Because you stress me out all the time, the small bottles of excedrine tension are just not cutting it. Time to go BIG.
-I've noticed you've been a little (a lot) grouchy lately, which made me think to check your tampon supply. You might be needing some soon. Probably in the next three days actually. And when you do need them, and realize you're out, you're going to send me to the store to get them. I do not like being seen at the store with a box of tampons in my hands.
-I don't want any more kids yet. But I do want other things. (wink wink)
-Sometimes, for no apparent reason, you just don't make dinner. It would be nice to have some frozen pizzas in the freezer for these nights.
-You are disorganized and I know you'll come home from the store today without having picked up the milk that we have been out of for three days. So I'll make you a list and put MILK on it. Hopefully you remember this list.
-Since every meal you make uses chicken...we will certainly be needing more by now.
-Sara, this is a short list. I don't ask for a lot in life. Please just USE THE COUPONS FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS HOLY, and don't forget anything I wrote down.
I love Matt, he's so on top of things. I'm the worst at using coupons. When I'm in the store I just want to get myself and my two uncooperative kids OUT as fast as possible. I don't want to flip through a bunch of stinkin coupons! But he's right.....he's always right. :)